First dates are tricky, and I do not think anyone ever really masters the technique. I have a friend who runs a haircutting salon, and I asked her to find out from the customers – male and female – what NOT to do on a first date.
1. Do not talk about your ex's
2. Do not give him the third degree about his former girlfriends
3. Do not make a big thing about being on a diet, especially if he has taken you to a fancy restaurant.
4. Do not hire a financial rating service to do a background check.
5. Do not look too surprised if he asks you to split the check.
6. Do not forget your date's name.
7. Do not lose a contact lens.
8. If you do lose a contact lens, do not get down on your knees to look for it.
9. Do not ask the waiter for a doggie bag.
10. Do not ask him to ask the waiter for a doggie bag.
11. Do not laugh if he asks the waiter for a doggie bag.
12. Do not ask if he has a dog.
While we are on the subject of first dates, I want to pass along a supposedly foolproof method for determining how good a guy will be in bed by watching the way he eats. Do not blame me if it does not work, though I am merely the middleman on this one. I have heard that it is very accurate.
It is said that if he carefully cuts everything up and moves the food around until it's just perfect, forget it. He's a dud. The one who digs in and goes for it, relishes it and eats it like it's his first and last meal is going to be gangbusters in the bedroom.
It now makes me wonder about the guy who does not use a fork at all; rather he just lays his head down to the plate and inhales it whole?
Source by Don W Bernard